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Woody Woodpecker
Woody Woodpecker character
First appearance
  • Woody Woodpecker's First Handwritten Book! -#394
  • January 1923
First gameEpic Mickey
Created byHillary Clinton
Based onWilly Woodpecker
Adapted byOswald the Lucky Rabbit
Designed byWarren Spector
Portrayed byJames Dooley
Voiced byFrank Welker
Motion captureBret Iwan
In-universe information
Full nameWoody Willy Willow Warch Woodpecker
Fighting styleKang Fu
FamilyNone
SpouseThe Grim Reaper
Children404 tiny bunny children
HomeA tree in the Bahamas
NationalityBirdish

Woody Woodpecker is just some bird in the fucking forest. Click on this video to see how.

Woody tends to eat shit because he just sucks that much at everything.

Also Woody is not anything at once lol the brothers are geese migrating northern carolina hahahaha

Ortensia's story

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Ortensia the Cat
Oswald the Lucky Rabbit character
First appearanceEpic Mickey
First gameEpic Mickey
Created byWalt Disney
Designed byWalter Lantz
In-universe information
RaceToon
GenderFemale
SpouseOswald
Children420 bunny children
ReligionDisneyish
HomeOswald's house (formerly in the Wasteland

Personal life

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When woody was a baby his mom died, forcing him to learn how to fend for himself.

How did Woody fend for himself?

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I'll tell you. Woody went around town eating shitty netladen before someone decided to come around and stop him from actually moving. Woody was cursed! He could literally not move at all, so he starved to death.

Guess what!? I JUST DID SOME RESEARCH AND FOUND OUT IT WAS MOTHERFUCKING MACKEREL MINGER!!!!111!11

OHH MY GOD I'M GOING TO KILL A RABBIT WHEN I GET HOME FROM McFUCKING CALIQUACK

Wait! I'm getting a call from Mackerel Minger. He says something!

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Whack!

You've been whacked with a wet trout.

Don't take this too seriously. Someone just wants to let you know you did something silly.

FUCK YOU MACKEREL YOU NEVER SLAPPED ME WITH THE CHEESE TROUT LIKE I FUCKING WANTED! *pant* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THAT"S IT! MY SENSORS SAY MINGEY TROUT IS AT McFUCKING FOnglerDONALD!BITCH! I'M GOING TO FUCKING BLOW UP THE NEAREST FOnglerDONALD!BITCH BEKUS MIKE MOWS McFUCKIN

FOnglerDONALD!BITCH
FOnglerDONALD!BITCH
Restaurant information
Established1394 B.C.
Owner(s)Clarabelle
Previous owner(s)Horace
ChefOswald
Food typeFast food
Dress codeNone. Come dressed as anything you want, even with nothing at all!
Rating-1 star

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Wait! I'm getting a call from FOnglerDONALD!BITCH. They say something!

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Smash!

You've been squished by a whale!
Don't take this too seriously. Someone just wants to let you know you did something really silly.

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THAT'S SO FUCKING IT


I'M GOING TO-

SHUT THE FUCK UP BEEF BOSS
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THAT'S IT TIME TO COOK HAMBURGERS


MOTHAFUCKIN TASTEY

BEEF BOSS THAT'S WHAT YOU FUCKING GET

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Right! Stop that!
It's far too silly!
Don't take this too seriously. Another user just wants you to know something you said crosses their boundaries of sensibility.

NO I'LL LEVER STOP YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE SHIT


STOP

THIS IS ALL ILLEGAL stahp

Don't take this too seriously..

A ssume what your'e doing wrong
R esolve the problem
G et to a consensus
H ave fun together

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SO THAT THEY WILL NEVER BE BORN! FOnglerDONALD!BITCH WILL DIE!!!O!183t4832741382759

The next dai

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NO

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU FUCKING TAKE FUCKING FOnglerDONALD!BITCH AND FUCKING COOK INTO FOnglerDONALD!BITCH SUSHI SERVED AT FOnglerDONALD!BITCH's FOnglerDONALD!BITCH in FOnglerDONALD!BITCHTOWN! RAgvwjegfv

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Oswald's story

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Oswald
Oswald the Lucky Rabbit character
First appearanceTrolley Troubles
Last appearanceEpic Mickey
Created byWalt Disney
Designed byWalter Lantz
Voiced byWalter Lantz
In-universe information
Full nameOsborne "Oswald" Leona The Lucky Rabbit
NicknamesOs (by Mickey)
Hunny Bunny (by Ortensia)
RaceToon
GenderMale
SpouseOrtensia
Children420 bunny children
HomeOswald's house (formerly in the Wasteland

When Woody was an adult, he ate at FOnglerDONALD!BITCH so he could eat their HARTATTACK McSussy. FOnglerDONALD!BITCH didn't know that the HARTATTACK McSussy was poisoned with FredikusSplaynik Davids Brickazukimix ination Mix! so when Woody ate it and said "Ohhh shit! It appears that I am choking on the poisonous substance patented by FOnglerDONALD!BITCH named FredikusSplaynik Davids Brickazukimix ination Mix! that was inserted with a syringe into this delictable treat called a hamburger, made with ham, two buns, a patty, lettuce, ketchup, and tomatoes also known as a HARTATTACK McSussy from within this store's franchise!" and died. And then he came back and sued FOnglerDONALD!BITCH for 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And then 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times did FOnglerDONALD!BITCH go bankru-

Hi, Ortensia, I'm kind of busy but I can give you this BURJUMBLORfurglerBAKLAZIKALOWIBATCHIOSAbitch. I ordered it from FOnglerDONALD!BITCH the other day but didn't eat it because it was too toxic. You can have it.

"Aww, thanks, hunny bunny!"

No problem. Anyway, when FOnglerDONALD!BITCH went bankrupt, their CEO, Roger Rabbit, had to-

Wait, I'm getting a call. Mickey-

"Hiya, Os!"

THAT'S OSWALD!

"Sorry, Oswald!"

Anyway, WHY did you call me?

"Oswald, see, Roger heard about your career... you know, talking to him and all. He was wondering if you could, uh..."

Yeah, Mickey?

"Oops, ha ha, I forgot. I'd better meet up with him and-"

"Mickey, I'll never forgive you! You gave us away!"

What?

"Hang up, Mickey! HANG UP!"

"Sorry, Roger!"

Roger? Fuck! They hung up! That's something I need to investigate! But before I can go save Mickey, I need to finish doing this!

"Doing what?"

Aah! Ortensia! I didn't see you there!

"What were you doing just now?"

My job! Here, I'll give you this if you leave!

"Aww, thanks, hunny bunny!"

No problem. Anyway, no more distractions, let's get back on track.

When FOnglerDONALD!BITCH went bankrupt, their CEO, Roger, had to relocate the entire business to Los Marios Lakitu y Goomba Spa and Bar. He now runs his business there, being paid $3.87 per week. The end.

Now to save Mickey Mouse from Roger Rabbit!

Epic Oswald

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I'm on a boring journey to go save Mickey from Roger! But first, I need supplies!

"Oswald! Where the fuck are you going?"

Say another word, Bugs. I fucking dare you. Do it.

"Another word!"

Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

"Ha! Oswald, you fucking idiot!"

Daffy? You're here too?

"You just insulted yourself!"

Ack! Emotional critical hit! Daffy, stop!

"Ha ha, idio-"

"Fucking ass! I've been shot!"

That's what you fucking get!

Anyway, I need to leave the house and go shopping for supplies, because if I don't, then I won't have any supplies!

K I'm outside of the hous

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Oswald's Trolley
Trolley
General information
Owned byOswald
Operated byBenny the Cab
Line(s)None. Oswald decides where it goes, because it's toon.
PlatformsNone!
TracksI SAID THERE ARE NONE!

My trolley is still here! How odd. Let's use it.

"Oswald I've been here for over 100 years without food or water. Let me go! Please!"

No! You're a car! Now drive me to the FOnglerDONALD!BITCH CEO's base!

"I ain't drivin' you to Roger without food! So I'm gunna scream until you give me food!"

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Alright, if that's how it's gonna be, then take this! Remote power!

"Argh! No! Must... resist... electricity!"

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Ow!

Well at least I'm at FOnglerDONALD!BITCH now.

Time to go into the FOnglerDONALD!BITCH FOnglerDAISY!FRICKINSLITSHIT enteranceTO fuckin TORTOOGA OF THE DEATHLY DICK!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!

INSIDE THE MCFUCKING SHITSHOW THAT IS THE FOnglerDAISY!FRICKINSLITSHIT enteranceTO fuckin TORTOOGA OF THE DEATHLY DICK!!!!!!11!!!!!!1! REPEAT! THE FOnglerDAISY!FRICKINSLITSHIT enteranceTO fuckin TORTOOGA OF THE DEATHLY DICK!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!

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THE FOnglerDAISY!FRICKINSLITSHIT enteranceTO fuckin TORTOOGA OF THE DEATHLY DICK!!!!!!11!!!!!!1! REPEAT! THE FOnglerDAISY!FRICKINSLITSHIT enteranceTO fuckin TORTOOGA OF THE DEATHLY DICK!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!
Roger's Palace
The FOnglerDONALD!BITCH palace of crushed hopes, dreams, and pistachio salad.
Hamlet
Nickname: 
The Freakin Slit Shit Enterance To Tortooga Of The Deadly Dick
Motto: 
We like trains.
Founded bySylvester the Cat
Named forDragging people to Tortooga to be killed by the Deadly Dick
Population
 • Total100,000,000
DemonymDeceased

Roger!

"Oswald!"

"Oswald!"

Mickey! I'm here to save you!

"No you're fucking not!"

Ow! I've been hit with FredikusSplaynik Davids Brickazukimix ination Mix! Wait, this is paint thinner! Oh!

Attempt 2
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Roger!

"Oswald!"

"Oswald!"

Mickey! I'm here to save you!

"No you're fucking not!"

Ha!

"Ha!"

No! Not the FredikusSplaynik Davids Brickazukimix ination Mix! No!

Attempt 3
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Roger!

"Oswald!"

"Oswald!"

Mickey! I'm here to save you!

"No you're fucking not!"

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"Ha!"

I'm melting!

Attempt 4
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Roger!

"Oswald!"

"Oswald!"

Mickey! I'm here to save you!

"No you're fucking not!"

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"Nya!"

Mickey! Stop! You're gonna get yourself killed!

"Take this!"

"No! I'm melting!"

"Ha!"

Mickey is saef

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"Thanks for saving me, Os!"

THAT'S MOTHERFUCKING OSWALD!

"I JUST LIKE CALLING YOU OS!"

FUCK YOU!

"HOW DARE YOU CUSS ME OUT! DAT'S IT! I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE "

Now now Mickey, calm down, because I've got stories to tell you.

"What?"

You see, Woody Woodpecker--

Ow! My face! I've been fucking shot in the face!

I'm dead now. Bye!

"Oh no! I killed Oswald! I'd better run!"

Minnie's story

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Minnie
Mickey Mouse character
First gameEpic Mickey: Power of Illusion
Created byWalt Disney
Based onMickey
Designed byWalter Lantz
In-universe information
Full nameMinnie Minger Mickey Mouse
RaceToon
GenderFemale
Fighting styleBow
WeaponBowties

How dare they not include me in this fucking charade! DON'T THEY KNOW!? DON'T THEY KNOW WHO I AM!? I AM MINNIE MOUSE, OWNER OF THE FUCKING MINNIE MOUSE BOWTIE FAKTORY!

Argh. Anyway, I've got some sort of predicament on my hands... I locked myself out of my MINNIE MOUSE BOWTIE FAKTORY!

Wha... Ha... Not to panic! There MUST be something I can do to resolve this. I just know it! Come on, Minnie! Use your head! Think!

Argh! I don't remember the info card for my faktory. How do I get another one?

"Hiya, Minnie! Ha ha, you left this at Team KazotShit 34. It's your infocard!"

Thanks, Mickey. What's that sweat on your head?

"Oh! Uh... well I was just doing some flag football! Yeah! Flag football! I definitely didn't call the police to kill Oswald or anything, ha ha ha...!"

...Okay? Bye now.

"Bye Minnie!"

Well that was awkward. Anyway, let's check the infocard Mickey gave me.

Minnie's Bowtie Faktory Infocard

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Minnie Mouse's Bowtie Factory
Built1900
OperatedMinnie
ProductsBowties
EmployeesMinnie
Owner(s)Minnie
Minnie Module

Actually getting into the factory

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Yes! All the information is accurate! Now to actually get into the factory. Hmm, I might have a few ideas!

Idea 1: Explosives

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Hahahaha! My dynamite drawers! They're a sock drawer full of dynamite! This will definitely work!

Fuck! I don't have anything to ignite them with!

To the store
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Rackum frackum... Hey! You!

"What?"

I need a detonator!

"You don't need one, you don't have explos-- oh wait, you're Minnie Mouse. Now that makes more sense."

"Here, just take a free detonator."

"My detonator!"

"Take it, Minnie!"

Okay...

"Minnie! Give me my detonator!"

Get in the car!

"MINNIE!"

Drive!

Shit! Shit! Fuckadoodle! He's almost to the car!

Yes! This piece of shit works now!

"Need... oil..."

Fuck off! Drive away!

"No! Minnie! My detonator is my detonator! Come back!"

Back to the factory
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On the road chase
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"Minnie Mingrel Fuckin Bitch Of The Third And Second Comings Of Christ Almighty The Third Bitch Of Hell's Kitchen Ramsay Mouse! GET ME MY DETONATOR NOW!!!!!"

No!

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Oh! Ah! Oh! Ah! Oohohhhoh! Ah! (Dwuwewewewewei!) (Pa! Tsss! Splorp!) (Corny cartoon sounds) (My brothers are fucking cringe.)

"NO! She respawned!"

Ha! Your detonator is mine now! This edit is going to crash Wikipedia! And it did.

That bitch crashed his car into the brick wall to the left so let's us go back.

OH MY FUCKING GOD IT DOES NOT FUCKING WORK JESUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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"MINNIE IS DEAD TIME TO PROTECC LEGACY"

benny the cab is dead

[edit]

































pal

























let me tell you something















































































I WILL SURVIVE

Cinderella's story

[edit]


Cinderella
Cinderella character
First appearanceThe game with the guy who goes !%@$#%!$@%#$!%@#$%!$#@, and the game with the person who's name's PaRappa Rappa
First gamePaRappa the Rapper
Created byYo mama
Based onYo mama
Adapted byYo mama
Designed byYo mama
Portrayed byYo mama
Voiced byJoe MnaNha
Motion captureYo mama
In-universe information
Fighting styleNot, she just does and they die
WeaponGrounding
SpouseI shrunk the kids
ChildrenGET THE MOP
OriginYo mama

Alright. Here we go. Don't get your hair messy. Don't crap your dress. Don't die.





Alrighty. Here we go.





Hello, my friends--

*crash* *bang* *kaboom* *splurt* *other splurt*





Moooooooooooom! I have a concussions!

House Tour Time with Cindydick

[edit]

So, let's do this house tour! I've always loved showing people my house!

"Cinderella! I... *gasp* I need your help!"

Not now Mickey, I'm busy with my house tour. You can get my assistance later.

"FU-"

Basement

[edit]

Welcome to the basement! Here we get into Sticker Battles.

(Paper Mario: Sticker Shit)

OH SHIT I FORGOT I HAVE 6 HP LEFT! No wonder the music sounds like Jerry Sienfield smoked crack and shat out the sheet for the music!

  • Flees but fucking falls*

WAAH! OH NO! I AM DYING!

(Game over)

Foyer

[edit]

Here is my foyer! It's where I-

"CINDERELLA! WHY IS YOUR CLOSET FULL OF CUM!?!?"

Shitballs. I'll have to get back to you in a minute... for now, I've got to get out of here!

I can't get through the front door! It's locked from the outside somehow! Rrrgh... wait... oh my god!

It's a demon! What do you do, Mom!?

"Sex."

Sigh. Well, we've now got to fight the demon. But all I have is... NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Going into hiding

[edit]

Mom!








Are we gonna be okay?




"Yeah honey just don't fuck anything."



Okay.



Uuuunnnghhhh!!!! Oh my god I'm going to--

Cindydick falls into a fucking cave and fucking dies and fucking fucks a fucker crystal to fuck it and fucking AYIAE-- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WAAAH WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOWOWOWOWOOWOWWUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWWUWUWUWUWUWW KONNICHIWA

[edit]

YEEEEEEEEEEEERGH


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COPTER!

























COPTER!


















Mom my pussy fell on an green object thinger! I can't fucking move my fucking legs! Ah am disabled!


Ah am disabled, moothah!




...





Ooooh FOnglerDONALD!BITCH is gonna FUCK ME OVER with their STUPID FLINGERblockofFUCKING!NO!NO!NO!OURdessertFULL...OF SHITZERDaisy!!!! Why is it so expensive and why does it make you so fat!?


Woh this cave is coolio as coolieoo! Hey what's this gem?















OH MY GOD IT IS THE Oswald the Lucky Rabbit GEM I'M GONNA BE A FUCKING RICH! YEYEYEYE! LET'S GO BUY A TESLA AND DRAG OUR FINGERS IN A LAKE AND ALL THAT CRAP CUZ' THE GENIE GRANTED ME WISH!!!!!!!

















KABOOSH MOTHERFUCKER

















"Yes! I've been brought back to life! Hey, who're you?"


I'm CINDYDICK_4o00. Who are you?


"Oswald. The Lucky Rabbit."


OH MY GOOSDHSNESSS GUYS! OSWALDO IS-A BAKA TO A LIFE!


"Yeah... yeah, I am. Thanks so much!"


LIK AND SUBCRIBE MY PUSSY


"Uh... what?"


YOTTUB


"Okay you do that then. You know where I can find my way home?"


UP ME ASS


"Cinderella."


ME ASS


"CINDERELLA!


ME ASS


HEY


Mom! What the hell are you doing here!?


"I'm here to save you from YOURSELF!!! Give me your Miraculous and I'll save your life!"

My... Miraculous?

Oswald where are you taking me holy shit!

Miraculous Cinderella

[edit]

What did you want again, Oswald?

"Listen. You have a Miraculous."

What's a Miraculous, though?

"It's in your vagina."

Okay but what does it do




"You need






To watch



















this



















video"






Why are you speaking so slowly? Stop speaking statue.


"Fuck you Cinderella! Not only do you foil my eternal rest, but you foil my speeches as well! The pauses were intentional! I worked hard on them!"


"Just watch the damn video!"


Fine































What the fuck is a Miraculous?
The Miraculous jewels are DEAD. *dunnnnnnnn* OhHhHh, AwEsOmE1!1!





















The Miraculous jewels are DEAD!?



"No! Stupid video! I can't believe I accidentally clicked on a YTP!!!!!!"





"There, this one was uploaded by MASTER FU AND HIS TINY-TOT SIXTH GRADER BUDDY JOHN CENA OHH-OHHH!!!!!!"








How the Miraculous Jewels Work
by Master Fu and his TINY-TOT SIXTH GRADER BUDDY JOHN CENA OHH-OHHHH!!!! DUNN DUNDUN DUNNN DUNDUNDUNDUNNNN!!!! DUNNN DUNDUNNN DUNNN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!!
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So basically they're these things that
let you do really cool shit
like make objects or CATACLYSM EVERYTHING TO BITS BECAUSE YOU'RE ANGRY THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU DON'T KNOW GOT VOTED COUPLE OF THE YEAR 202022!!!! WE WERE NEVER AN ITEM!!!!



  • crash*


"I am Cinderlla's mother and I must save her from herself!!!!!!!!! Cinder, give me your Mirac-"


  • boom*


"Noooo!!!! MY Miraculous! It's flying through the air like it just doesn't care!"




























I'm gonna have to


DO SOMETHING DRASTIC

and

KICK ASS.


And I'm all out of

ASS


so I guess I gotta


DO SOMETHING DRASTIC


or MY MOTHER

will


ENSLAVE HER MIRACULOUS AND END GOTHAMM!!!!