The best response ever received from a vandal while vandalism-fighting: Yes, yes, this probably violates Do not feed the trolls, but that's why it's way down here on this subpage where no one will ever see it.
He deleted the level-2 warning with the edit summary no need to repeat yourself you imperialist and left the following message:[1]
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Absolutely not. Isn't decontructivism the future? Or maybe you're a tory racist who support [sic] the British Empire and thinks that self-empression [sic] should be confined to concentration camps? Go and make yourself a bed to lie on. I see what you mean wikipedia user, thanks for telling me about this deplorable situation. It's the cat's morning wear. [sic]
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Why do I find this funny? I suppose that as an American, being called a "tory racist who support[s] the British Empire" is mildly amusing. "Self-empression" is kind of funny. Being told to "go and make yourself a bed to lie on" is ... odd. But, quite honestly, it's the "cat's morning wear" that cracks me up.
